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Wow, wow wee, Singapore is going from Sin City to Sex City

Sex, sex, sex. Sex is everywhere. Yes, this is no bluff. The message is clear, go and have sex anywhere, anyhow, whenever you like, it is good.  But remember to make more babies. This is the talk of the town. And don’t worry about pre marital sex, not to worry about being married or not yet married, just go have sex.

Wow, where am I, in planet Venus with Goddess Venus spreading love everywhere? Love is in the air in Sin City. Oops, now called Sex City.

Whatever Josephine Teo was saying, it is creating a happy storm I supposed. I like it. She is saying it the way it should be spoken, no holds bar. Why not, this is the 21st century.  No more pretences, no more inhibitions, no need to be shy lah. You want sex, go have it. Sex is fun.

With this new mantra, maybe no need to import more foreigners and we could produce enough babies for the 6.9m population.
Anyone needs help?

Oh, what am I talking about? Go read the happenings in TR Emeritus about how good and how fun it is to have sex : ) You would not find such glitzy news in the main media. Now you know why the main media is losing readership. But yes, it is also reported in the main stream media and also picked up by foreign media.

PS. God of Gambling, where are you? Why are you not telling everyone to go and gamble, in the casinos, in the 4D/Toto booths and online? Sex and gambling are a great combination for an exciting place. Don’t think so? Who is the God of Gambling, we are waiting for your permission to gamble everywhere, in small places also ok, hopefully with OPM.

 

 

Chua Chin Leng aka Redbean

*The writer blogs at My Singapore News.

 

 

 

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24 Responses to “Wow, wow wee, Singapore is going from Sin City to Sex City”

  • Sex Is In The Air:

    Yes go and f**k around with your colleagues, friends, neighbours, etc all in the name of producing more babies and increasing the population to replace the old fogeys.

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  • LIONS:

    not just A $in City or A Sex City,SG has become a SEX N $IN ‘SHITTY’ under the reckless watch of LEE AH LONG..

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  • BBM:

    GDP is our number 1 priority!
    先有国,才有家!
    We must sacrifice for the country.

    Long Live the Elites!

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  • Timely advice:

    Teo, I would like to make babies with my gf as you have suggested. But I need your advice where is the best very small space and what position to adopt in order to be successful outcome. I live in one room flat with my elderly parents and can’t afford to go to a hotel. I don’t own a car. Also advise how to reduce the noises.

    Looking forward to your expert advice.

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  • 鸟龍的人:

    那大家就像"寻洞党"的议长和议员
    到处去找女人七"鸟"八"鸟"
    很快人口就有一千万啰

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  • no hope for sgs:

    Maybe next year another baby boom?
    But plse friends ..
    The God Lord gave us a brain.
    Please use it wisely.
    Dont have to act like animals..
    There’s a time n place for everything.
    Sg is already overpopulated if u havent noticed already.
    Spare the babies to come the misery of being born in this PAP( not God) forsaken land.
    Amen!

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  • Is called SIN HUB !!!:

    This is what Pinky want mah, a VIBRANT Sickapore and he succeeded.

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  • N.Jungne:

    //In France, in the UK, in the Nordic countries, man meets woman, tonight they can make a baby already. //

    Shame shame shame even dogs don’t do it the way JT described

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  • S.La.Ma.t:

    Altho my religious upbringing is to avoid gambling,
    for the sake of my country GDP,
    I am willing to go double-standard.

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  • How Many Children:

    Josephine Teo has how many children?

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  • DUCK RICE:

    SE* in a small space.
    SE* in the city.

    What’s next?

    Tips on the best position to get a baby boy or girl?

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  • NotMyProblem:

    “Kama Sutra in small space” by Josephine Teo will be out soon. On-line booking of hard cover will be available. CD will NOT be available as there will not be any space left for the DVD player in the small space.

    Over night queuing is not encouraged as you need the night for the practice of the art.

    Stay tuned.

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  • If you not choosy...:

    Timely advice:
    Teo, I would like to make babies with my gf as you have suggested. But I need your advice where is the best very small space and what position to adopt in order to be successful outcome. I live in one room flat with my elderly parents and can’t afford to go to a hotel. I don’t own a car. Also advise how to reduce the noises.

    Looking forward to your expert advice.

    How about your home toilet? Got door can close to reduce volume. Also close the WC cover, can sit also and do it. Technique pls check sex book. Spray some fragrance perfume if toilet don’t smell so good. Otherwise then boh pian liow, ask JT to lend you her spare room or toilet or storeroom, best śmall space already…

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  • Out of touch:

    @N Jungne;

    ‘In France, in the UK, in the Nordic countries, man meets woman, tonight they can make a baby already. //
    Shame shame shame even dogs don’t do it the way JT described’

    One betrays her ignorance, the other is a typical overly judgemental Singaporean.

    The facts are;

    1) Indeed in Uk and Scandinavian countries, man meets woman they are attracted to each other and have sex. But, here is where JT misunderstands. They enjoy their sex but they have NO INTENTIONS IF HAVING BABIES. Virtually Every local pub, every motorway service station, every cinema, nightclub has condom dispensers in the toilets. Moreover most young women protect themselves with the pill which is readily available from GPs. Sex does not equate babies in these countries. Sex is a bodily pleasure enjoyed by both men and women; they grow up with little inhibitions. That is the reality.

    2) N Jungne, appears very prudish about this kind of common Western behaviour and condemns it. He/she wants to hide from this reality rather than try to understand a different mindset. Not only are the Sg govt closed minded, even its detractors share the same closed mindedness.

    Real alternatives are forged through a deep appreciation of differences, not through premature judgement and intolerance.

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  • 杨弟弟与小爽爽:

    Aiyoyo,please check out @Puki Bodoh,eat grass also can shiok;if NOT,ask that CB mouth who said “cPEEf not people money”do for you,big enough to change gear;1 shot 6,pleae invite this special Author too,more exciting,the more the merrier,make more with minimum resources;hello,don’t waste the hot dog,what do U think??

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  • Lye Khuen Way:

    It is always Good to make fun of all the idiotic responses from our detached, atas Natural Aristocrats.

    Seriously, having sex whenever any space allow is not going to boost our population if there is no adequate time, space, parental love and money.
    If slums and deprivation is what the ruling party can provide, they need to go to some other corners of the world.

    Last I read, their brand of Prosperity coverment had numerous high accolades. Then again, there are some bad news about Wage equality, Press Freedom, Election gerrymandering.

    But wait! They need not go. Instead, they have invited all Toms, Harrys here as $ingaPoor belongs to Everybody!

    Perhaps, the message is that We, the local borned, half of whom did their National Service better leave so that, the GDP Growth can be “bettered” and the Foreign Talents can have all the remaining jobs. Except the MPs and Ministers plus a few others.

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  • Maxchewy:

    What to do? We are humans with a very strong hormonal urge to procreate just like every other living thing insects included. We did not ask for it just as we did not ask to be born a human being. The sexual urge esp for alpha males is so powerful it transcends everything else in its wake. Quite recently we had 2 married scholar top civil service chiefs with bright futures ahead FALL like nine pins just because they threw caution to the winds when sexual temptation reared its ugly face. What were they thinking? That they can get away with it? No, it’s just simply their testosterone took over their brains to decide. Bill Clinton is another well-known example.

    And what about our illustrious 3 MPs who risked their bright futures for dalliances with their pretty grassroots leaders? Advice for celebs: once you are a public figure easily recognisable in public, forget about sex with your subordinates in small Singapore how tempting it is. You will be caught eventually.and exposed. Maybe you can have your cake and eat it too outside Sing . I won’t be surprised if right now, an MP or two are doing it. Time will tell.

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  • hhh:

    Even prostitute gets new citizenship in SG, we are lack of sex.

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  • jose hor lan kan:

    jose have only 3 kids which mean she dosen’t like to have sex in a small space ? jose should have at least 5 childrens if she like to have sex everywhere but she did not ? is she talking cock ? how she able to convice ppl to have more children ?

    jose is brainless and childish and how many times she shoot her own foot ? that worry me a lot becos she is our senior minister !

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  • Looney fringe:

    hhh:
    Even prostitute gets new citizenship in SG, we are lack of sex.

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  • zika:

    The only advice I can give to chao papayas is “Ownself fiack ownself and get lost!”

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  • Bapak:

    N.Jungne:
    //In France, in the UK, in the Nordic countries, man meets woman, tonight they can make a baby already. //

    Shame shame shame even dogs don’t do it the way JT described

    She should import that Indian India man as consultant who made love to the cow on the street.

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  • no wonder lack of space:

    //Even prostitute gets new citizenship in SG//

    really or not. no wonder lack of space lor when white idiots have this kind of open-leg policy (pun hor ?).

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  • 黑豆:

    淫風起兮爽个夠.空間不足兮可奈何.淫兮淫兮奈若何.
    原來國人生育率下降主因是[空間不足],紅豆兄,你太
    神了.

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